thanks mom

Thanks mom I don’t drink xxx ✌️

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Whenever I watch Law and Order SVU Olivia Benson makes me want to be a cop



how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

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Lily Cole, Playboy France, 2008 by Xevi Muntané


terribly tragic. my hero as a lost teenage writer with a taste for sugary sweets and delicious drugs. her writings inspired me very much so, she was truly a woman I looked up to. rest in peace peaches geldof, you will be missed sweet angel🌸

I can’t watch scenes in movies or tv series anymore which involve a stripper knocking on the door at a bachelor party and starting her strip the second she walks in. I’m like, “What about her payment?! She needs a room to change! Has she already got her ribbon up there?”


I want to grow up and live in a small apartment in new york and have a husky and be with you.